There is always that one woman in the grocery store that clearly has drawn in her eyebrows. Depending on the shape of her eyebrows, she seems upset too. It‘s suppose to be natural looking right? Why does it always seem like they‘re a shade too dark? Either too thick or pencil tip thin? What is the source of such facial tragedy?
First, let‘s address what typically happens durring an eyebrow waxing session.
A little Asian lady walks in and says something to you in her native tounge. You don‘t understand. She didn‘t mean for you to understand,most likely it was an insult. ” My, how hairy you are?”
In the dimly lit room, you lay across a leather reclining chair that makes your back sweat. Next, she drips seething slime (wax) over your hairy areas.
For the grand finale she puts a special type of paper over the waxed spots and … RIPS IT OFF! Why pay 40 dollars when you can use industrial strength duck tape instead?
Flash forward to when your 30 years old. Your eyebrows won‘t grow back! Five years later your drawing in your eyebrows. Now, your coworkers don‘t speak to you because you always seem bothered.
But your not bothered, you just drew your eyebrows in too thick and a tad bit close.
Tags: drawn eyebrows, eyebrow pencils, health hazard, no eyebrows, wax
